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Friday, March 21 at 3pm
Behind Ungodly - The Fight For Mortals

This will be the first and only time we encourage submission.

You're in...

Seriously, no take-backs. That was either a great decision or a terrible mistake. Guess we’ll find out soon

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Hope is Coming!

Hope signed up. You should too.

Protein for Mortals is coming Spring 2025. It’s not for gym gods. Not for Greek statues. It’s for people who are done choking down the same thick, chalky punishment.

Leave your name. Say why you’re here. And hold the line with us.

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Or through the first gate anyway.
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Back of the line, gym gods.

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